The summary of ‘Born a Crime Audio Chapter 3’

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The video delves into the blend of old and new beliefs in South African Christianity, intertwining traditional practices like witchcraft with faith in the Holy Trinity. The speaker reflects on his female-dominated upbringing, recalling stories of family dynamics, community strength, and the communal spirit in Soweto. Detailed anecdotes range from a grandfather's erratic behavior due to bipolar disorder, to communal toilets shared by multiple households, and even a humorous tale of hiding a kitchen mishap from a blind relative. Superstitions around witchcraft lead to a comedic yet symbolic incident involving a mysterious turd. The speaker also shares a comical prayer-leading mishap, highlighting themes of faith, community, resilience, and human absurdity in the face of adversity and tradition.

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In this segment of the video, the speaker discusses the blend of old and new beliefs in South African Christianity, where faith in the Holy Trinity coexists with traditional practices like witchcraft and spells. The speaker reminisces about his upbringing in a female-dominated environment, highlighting his relationships with male figures like his grandfather who had a colorful personality. He shares a story about his grandfather’s erratic behavior due to undiagnosed bipolar disorder and the family’s fear of potential poisoning.

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In this segment of the video, the speaker describes his family dynamics and upbringing in a community where women played a central role due to the absence of many fathers, either due to apartheid policies or other reasons. The speaker’s grandmother, a matriarch, managed the household, while his great grandmother, although old and blind, was fully mentally present. The family’s life revolved around faith, with prayer meetings held by women and children in rotation at different houses. The women in the community found strength and support in their faith, viewing God as their husband in the absence of physical ones.

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In this segment of the video, the speaker talks about the communal singing and prayer sessions in Soweto, a township in South Africa. Despite being a place designed by oppressors, Soweto provided a sense of self-determination and community for its residents. The video describes the informal economy that arose in Soweto, including spaza shops (informal grocery stores) and shebeens (unlawful bars). It explains how families gradually built and expanded their homes over time due to limited resources, showcasing the resilience and resourcefulness of the community.

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In this segment of the video, the speaker describes their childhood living situation in a crowded house with multiple family members sleeping on mattresses on the floor. They also discuss the presence of driveways in their neighborhood despite most families not owning cars. The focus then shifts to a vivid description of the communal outdoor toilet shared by several houses, including details of using newspaper for wiping and dealing with flies. The speaker recalls an incident from their childhood where they decided to use newspaper on the kitchen floor as a makeshift bathroom during rainy weather, reflecting on the experience of the act of defecating.

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In this segment of the video, the speaker reflects on a humorous experience involving pooping in the kitchen and trying to hide it from a blind family member. The speaker detailed the tense moments of being caught mid-poop by their blind family member, Coco, and the comical attempts to finish the deed without being discovered. The speaker successfully disposed of the waste and escaped without Coco realizing what had happened, leading to relief and amusement at the absurd situation.

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In this segment of the video, the narrator describes a peculiar incident involving a turd found in the rubbish bin. The family believes it to be the work of a demon due to the superstitions surrounding witchcraft. The family proceeds to burn the turd outside to rid themselves of the curse, involving the community in a prayer meeting. The narrator, feeling guilty but unable to confess, is forced to participate in the prayer session. The scene is filled with fervent prayers and chanting, culminating in the narrator’s fear of praying for the demon’s demise as it might lead to his own harm.

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In this segment of the video, the speaker recounts a comical yet awkward experience of leading a prayer in front of a group of elderly individuals. The speaker felt unsure of what to say and stumbled through the prayer, asking for protection but also questioning if it was a misunderstanding. Despite feeling guilty afterwards for wasting time with the prayer, the group believed the situation was resolved once the prayer concluded. The speaker reflects on the situation humorously, feeling remorse for potentially burdening God with trivial matters amidst greater global suffering.

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