The summary of ‘I Played 100 Old Mobile Games That Nobody Remembers’

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In this part of the video, the narrator reminisces about the transition from traditional school experiences to the advent of early mobile gaming during boring recesses. They recount the discovery of flashy mobile games like Fruit Ninja and Geometry Dash on friends’ phones, which led to fond memories of phones overheating and friendly competition. The video explores popular mobile games from that era, such as Talking Tom, noting their innovation and subsequent controversies, like rumors of spying through app interactions. The narrator also mentions classic games like Flappy Bird, expressing both nostalgia and frustration with its gameplay.

00:03:00

In this part of the video, the speaker critiques several mobile games, starting with “Zombie Smasher,” emphasizing its simplicity and the challenge of not hitting humans. They then transition into the “D tier” category, discussing games they play for nostalgia rather than enjoyment, and express a long-standing desire to play the piano proficiently, failing but finding solace in being good at “Piano Tiles.”

The speaker also reviews “Angry Birds,” highlighting its easy-to-understand mechanics, massive success due to its free-to-play model, and various spin-offs. They note the challenges of controlling vehicles in “Angry Birds Go,” lauding its 3D cartoon art style despite it no longer being available for download due to profitability issues. Lastly, the video touches on “Toy Story Smash It,” comparing its dynamics to “Angry Birds” and attributing its lack of lasting popularity to its paid model.

00:06:00

In this part of the video, the speaker discusses various games tied to movies and their characteristics. They start with a game linked to a movie about a policeman turned into a cyborg due to a corporation’s experiment. The game involves basic cover mechanics and has forgotten graphics. Then, they mention “Turbo Fast,” a DreamWorks movie-inspired game, noting its unremarkable nature and current unavailability. Next, they cover “Geometry Dash,” praising its music and challenging levels that require muscle memory and precision. The speaker shares personal struggles with the game, highlighting its vibrant visuals, which can be overwhelming. They also compare a 2014 mobile game to a tedious mission in GTA 5, noting its desperate monetization despite attractive graphics. Finally, they discuss “Temple Run,” an iconic endless runner where players dodge obstacles, and its various spin-offs, admitting a significant personal investment in playing these types of games.

00:09:00

In this segment, the speaker shares their history with various phones, starting with a cheap Alcatel touchscreen phone that lasted four years until it was stolen. They also mention using a tablet briefly for gaming before it was damaged. After several experiences with low-quality Android phones, they now have an iPhone 11. The speaker reflects on playing light games like Candy Crush and Danger Dash on their old devices, noting their limitations and the simplicity of games back then. Additionally, they discuss the addictive nature of Subway Surfers and its impact on their social interactions in middle school. The narrative conveys a sense of nostalgia for simpler games and the evolution of their technology use over the years.

00:12:00

In this part of the video, the speaker briefly reviews several mobile games. They mention “Hungry Shark Evolution,” highlighting its evolution mechanic through eating and the updates it has received, although some aspects like expensive sharks and repetitive gameplay are critiqued. The speaker then reviews “The Simpsons: Tapped Out,” describing its Sim City-like gameplay and long construction times, which they find frustrating. Next, they discuss “Adventure Time: Jumping Finn,” appreciating the show but noting that the game’s repetitive mechanics were less enjoyable. Finally, they talk about “Beach Buggy Racing,” a Mario Kart-like game hindered by always-online requirements and numerous ads. They also mention “Minion Rush” fondly, reflecting on its early appeal but not its numerous sequels.

00:15:00

In this segment, the speaker reviews a variety of mobile games, sharing their opinions and experiences. They express fondness for ‘Minion Rush’ due to its engaging maps and movie-related content, although they are annoyed by frequent ads. Despite enjoying skateboarding games, they criticize one for its lack of content and missions. They also lament the wasted potential of “Split Spigate,” appreciating its art and gameplay but noting its stagnation and dwindling player base. When discussing ‘Into the Dead,’ the speaker describes the gameplay of avoiding and shooting zombies post-helicopter crash, with comparisons to ‘Call of Duty.’ Finally, they praise ‘Traffic Racer,’ highlighting its realistic, adrenaline-filled experience of dodging cars on busy highways.

00:18:00

In this segment of the video, the speaker differentiates between various mobile games, ranking and reviewing them. Traffic Racer remains in its current ranking while Traffic Rider moves to B tier. The game ‘Vector’ is praised for its engaging storyline and dark metaphor, highlighting themes of societal control and the quest for freedom. Fruit Ninja is humorously considered more meaningful due to its addictive gameplay. The segment also mentions ‘Nova 3’ and its well-crafted first-person shooter campaign, and an unnamed western-themed game likened to Red Dead Redemption. Lastly, Asphalt 8 is acknowledged for its surprising music and impressive graphics.

00:21:00

In this segment, the video discusses several notable mobile games, beginning with “Gangster Vegas,” praised as the best GTA game for mobile before Rockstar released their version. It’s highlighted for its engaging open world, variety of activities, and continual content updates. “Modern Combat 4,” known for its shocking graphics in 2012, is another game mentioned. The segment touches on the shooter genre by recalling “Dead Trigger,” noting its superior graphics compared to “Cyberpunk 2077” and discussing its monetization through ads and microtransactions.

The video also references games like “Shadowgun,” focusing on its online mode, and mentions other online games such as “Star Warfare: Alien Invasion 2” and “Call of Mini: Infinity,” with a nod to their nostalgic graphics. It playfully critiques “Call of Mini” for copying aspects from “Call of Duty,” while acknowledging its enjoyable zombies mode. The segment wraps up by briefly noting several honorable mentions, like “Chess Free,” “Banana Kong,” and “Hill Climb Racing,” before hinting at revealing the top-tier mobile games.

00:24:00

In this segment of the video, the presenter discusses several mobile games, highlighting their unique aspects and accolades. They start by praising the premium feel and cool animations of “The Amazing Spider-Man 2” open-world game. Next, they move on to “Jetpack Joyride,” comparing it humorously to a mission in GTA where the main character uses a jetpack, but with more mercy towards the in-game scientists. The game is highly praised as one of the best endless runners due to its great boosters and engaging gameplay.

The presenter then shifts to “Top Deer Football,” a game that recreates famous historical football goals by drawing lines on the screen, which presents a unique and challenging twist for football game enthusiasts. Unfortunately, this game is no longer available.

Following this, “Adventure Time Card Wars” is discussed, referencing the iconic episode from the show and noting the game’s easy-to-understand mechanics and nostalgic value. The visuals of the game are reminiscent of how children imagine playing with cards.

Finally, “Plants vs. Zombies” is mentioned as an iconic game where players use plants to fend off zombies, praised for its excellent gameplay. The segment concludes with “Shadow Fight 2,” described as possibly the best fighting game for mobile, with its smooth silhouette style and engaging story that makes the player feel like a Samurai in an anime.

00:27:00

In this part of the video, the speaker reminisces about an anime event they appreciated and discusses their favorite mobile game, Respawnables. They express a deep affection for the game’s aesthetics, including its weapons, maps, skins, and animations, highlighting its unique identity. However, the game eventually became pay-to-win, with significant balance issues and a proliferation of hackers, leading to a decline in its quality and enjoyment. The speaker reflects on the impermanence of favorite games but emphasizes cherishing the memories. They also encourage viewers to support their favorite content, subtly hinting at subscribing and liking the video.